Curiously 3
Posted on May 28, 2007
If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like? If you are refinishing a table, shouldn't you have to restart? If you have 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fall off, what do you have left, an odd or an end? If you are cross-eyed and dyslexic at the same time, would you see okay? If your in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on? When a crash-test-dummy hits his head, and no engineers record the results, does he make a sound? When it rains, the sky is completely covered in clouds. How does the rain get through? Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces? Why are there floatation device under plane seats, instead of parachutes? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive up ATM? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why does sour cream have a use-by date? Why does the door bell ring just after you've stepped out of the shower? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called a cargo? Why is there always one in every crowd? If you took all the ones in every crowd and put them in another crowd, will there be one in that crowd? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why do we tend to raise our shoulders when we're out in the rain? Why is it that when You're driving and looking for an address, You turn down the volume of the radio? Why is it that you see this written on car seat belts:? This seat belt does not offer any protection if it is not buckled up? Why is it that international magazines that advertise products will have the same description of something in different languages, but the description of each language is written in english? Who's that supposed to benefit? Why do they print "serving suggestion" next to the picture of a product on its label? Why do they print warning labels telling you not to eat poisonous substances when there isn't a "serving suggestion" on the label? If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? Anyone connect with any of these????
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