10 fun 'Library' Things
Posted on May 30, 2007
10 things you can do in the library that will really annoy the other patrons by Maggie Tulliver 1. Eat something really smelly like curry or blue cheese. Food that will permeate every floor, shelf, cubicle and room. And stay smelling like that for hours. 2. Keep borrowing stationery from the people around you. Pens, rulers, highlighters. 3. Peep over their shoulders and read other patron's books, newspapers, computer screens. AND laugh, comment, talk to the other person. 4. Throw paper airplanes. Make sure they hit people. In the eye, the face, on their arms. 5. Write on other patron's notes, articles, books. While they are sitting next to you writing, reading, scribbling. 6. Keep yawning. You're making a noise but technically you're not talking and it's a natural bodily function that you can't control. 7. Keep farting. See above. 8. Rearrange all the books. 9. Reserve a seat with your non-valuables (ie. pen, ruler) WHEN the library is at full capacity. And not show up again. 10. Sell stuff to people in the library. > Galations 3:7 Realize then that is is those who have faith who are the children of Abraham
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