Californians
Posted on Jul 26, 2007
Californians ---------------------------------------------------------- So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: ----------------------------------------------------------- 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercing's and none are visible. ----------------------------------------------------------- 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. ----------------------------------------------------------- 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. ----------------------------------------------------------- 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. ----------------------------------------------------------- 5. You can't remember . . . . is pot illegal? ----------------------------------------------------------- 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. ----------------------------------------------------------- 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. ----------------------------------------------------------- 8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal? ----------------------------------------------------------- 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. ----------------------------------------------------------- 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. ----------------------------------------------------------- 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney. ----------------------------------------------------------- 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. ----------------------------------------------------------- 13. You can't remember . . .is pot illegal? ----------------------------------------------------------- 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH." ----------------------------------------------------------- 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. ----------------------------------------------------------- 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. ----------------------------------------------------------- 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal???? ----------------------------------------------------------- 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists. ----------------------------------------------------------- 19. The Terminator is your governor. ----------------------------------------------------------- 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one. ----------------------------------------------------------- Wis. 7:6 For all men have the same entrance into life, and the like going out.
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