All Things Have
Posted on Jul 27, 2007
You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. --------------------------------------------- Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. ---------------------------------------------- Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed. ---------------------------------------------- A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated. ---------------------------------------------- A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part. ---------------------------------------------- Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water. ---------------------------------------------- A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on. ----------------------------------------------- A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. ----------------------------------------------- An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. ----------------------------------------------- A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around. ----------------------------------------------- A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying! ------------------------------------------------ Heart Attacks God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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