Facts of Life 2
Posted on Jul 30, 2007
11. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was. ----------------------------------------------------------- 12. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. ---------------------------------------------------------- 13. Drinker's Law: You can't fall off the floor. ---------------------------------------------------------- 14. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. ----------------------------------------------------------- 15. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. ----------------------------------------------------------- 16. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. ----------------------------------------------------------- 17. Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. ----------------------------------------------------------- 18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? ----------------------------------------------------------- 19. Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? ----------------------------------------------------------- 20. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? ----------------------------------------------------------- Psalm 84:4 "Blessed are they that dwell in thy house: they will be still praising thee
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