Gettin' Older
Posted on Jul 30, 2007
Getting Older >> >> Three old guys are out walking. >> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" >> Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" >> Third one says, "So am I. Lets go get a beer." >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. >> It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's >> perfect" >> "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?" >> "Twelve thirty." >> --------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few > days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous > young lady on his arm. >> >> A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're >> really > doing great, aren't you?" >> >> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be > cheerful.' " >> >> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got a heart murmur. Be > careful.'" >> ---------------------------------------------------------- >> >> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled > himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. >> >> After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. >> >> The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" ! >> >> "No," he replied, "arthritis". ----------------------------------------------------------- Psalm 25:2 "O my God, I trust in thee: let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies triumph over me".
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