Good or Bad Girls
Differences Between Good Girls and Bad Girls
* Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot,
Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
* Good girls wax their floors,
Bad girls wax their bikini line.
* Good girls blush during sex scenes in movies,
Bad girls know they could do better.
* Good girls wear white panties,
Bad girls don't wear any.
* Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls,
Bad girls think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
* Good girls pack their toothbrushes,
Bad girls pack their diaphragms.
* Good girls own only one credit card and rarely use it,
Bad girls own only one bra and rarely use it.
* Good girls wear high heels to work,
Bad girls wear high heels to bed.
* Good girls say no,
Bad girls say when?
* Good girls go to the party, go home, and then go to bed...
Bad girls go to the party, go to bed, and then go home.
deeceevoice (2007-09-26)
And smart WOMEN know there's no difference between "bad girls" and "good girls." The "difference" is often about nothing more than timing and who one is with. Such outmoded labels are pretty much the result of thoroughly sexist fantasies/perspectives. This might have been more amusing, say, 40 years ago. I've got one for you: "Smart women pack condoms."
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