Notable Witticisms
Notable Witticisms
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?
The space bar.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.
Computers are not intelligent.
They only think they are.
Blekkpatroner
Computers make very fast, very blekkpatroner mistakes.
My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
John 11:25-26
25. Jesus said unto her, I am the resurrection, and the life: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live.
26.And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die.Believest thou this?
Jenny (2007-10-01)
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Froggie (2007-09-29)
I''m going to put this up at work. Cute!
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