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Accept what is...Quit wishing for what ain't

Goof up's!!

Posted on Oct 30, 2007

Preach it!

--The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks On the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching For Jesus."

--At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Suffer the little children

--For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

--Sunday School: Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.

The Power of Prayer

--Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

--Don't let worry kill you. Let the church help.

--Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

After the worship service...

--This evening at 7 p.m. there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

--Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Ladies, Ladies

--The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

--Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

--Ladies' Bible Study will be held Thursday at 10 a.m. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

--The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Which Door Do I Use?

--The Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.

--Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

No Good Deed Will Go Unpunished

--Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

--Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered



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