Help Wanted
>A local business was looking for office help. They
>put a sign in the window saying:
>
>HELP WANTED
>Must be a good typist and be good with a computer.
>Successful applicant must be bilingual.
>We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
>
>A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog
>trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went
>inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his
>tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it,
>whined and pawed the air.
>
>The receptionist called the office manager. He was
>surprised, to say the least to see a canine
>applicant. However, the dog looked determined, so
>he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up
>on a chair and stared at the manager expectantly.
>
>The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says
>you must be able to type." The dog jumped down, went
>to the typewriter and proceeded to quickly type a
>perfect business letter. He took out the page and
>trotted over to the manager gave it to him, then
>jumped back up on the chair.
>
>The manager was stunned, but told the dog, "That
>was fantastic, but I'm sorry. The sign clearly says
>that whoever I hire has to be good with a computer."
>
>The dog jumped down again, went to the computer
>and proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with
>various programs, produced a sample spreadsheet and
>database, then presented them to the manager.
>
>The manager was dumbfounded! He said to the dog,
>"Hey, I realize that you are a very intelligent
>applicant and have fantastic talent, but you're a dog
>-- no way could I hire you."
>
>The dog jumped down and went to the sign in the
>window and pointed his paw at the words,
>"Equal Opportunity Employer."
>
>The exasperated manager said, "Yes, I know what the
>sign says. But the sign also says you have
>to be bilingual."
>
>The dog looked him straight in the eye and said,
>
>"Meow"
>
>Isaias 24:11 There shall be a crying for wine in the streets: all mirth is forsaken: the joy of the earth is gone away
Froggie (2007-11-18)
that's so cute!
Barnabus (2007-11-18)
Like that bilingual dog!!!
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