& Some Dumb Laws
Little Johnny was talking to his girlfriend, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary definition of the word 'warm'."
Little Johnny was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his
breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die,
and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
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Jill was using a power strip to plug her computer and other devices
into. Windows was completely frozen, and she was unable to shut
down the machine by using the power button.
She phoned for computer help and mentioned the power strip to
tech support. The tech told her to flip it off.
Jill said, "OK, I gave it the finger. I feel much better. Now what
do I do?"
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Stevie, wanna play house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate."
He says to her, "that word is too big. I have no idea what it means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect. You can be the husband.
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Montana Dumb Laws
- It is a felony for a wife to open her husband's mail.
- It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
- Seven or more Indians are considered a raiding or war party and it is legal to shoot them.
- In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
- It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
- Excelsior Springs: Balls may not be thrown within the city limits.
- Helena: No item may be thrown across a street.
- Helena: A woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.
- Salisbury: Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
- Whitehall : It is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Tblog Dec 15.............................................................................
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