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> An interview with an 80-year-old woman
>
> The local news station was interviewing an
> 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married
> for the fourth time.
>
> The interviewer asked her questions about her life,
> about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80,
> and then about her new husband's occupation.
>
> "He's a funeral director," she answered.
>
> "Interesting," the newsman thought.
>
> He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a
> little about her first three husbands and what they
> did for a living.
>
> She paused for a few moments, needing time to
> reflect on all those years. After a short time, a
> smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
> explaining that she first married a banker when
> she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster
> when in her 40's, later on a preacher when in her
> 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director.
>
> The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and
> asked why she had married four men with such diverse
> careers.
>
> She smiled and explained, "I married one for the
> money, two for the show, three to get ready, and
> four to go."
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