Ole and Sven

Might as well get killed for two as one!!

• Ø Ole and Sven were fishing on the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar.
  > Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
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  > "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
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  > "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
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  > "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"
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  > "Vell," replied Ole, "I got it from my Genie."
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  > "You haff a Genie?" Sven asked.
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  > "Ya, shure. It 's right here in my tackle box," says Ole.
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  > "Could I see him?"
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  > Ole opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.
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  > Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
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  > Vill you grant me vun vish?"
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  > "Yes, I will," says the Genie.
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  > So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.
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  > The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks.
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  > Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks....flying directly overhead.
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  > Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole.
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  > "Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
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  > Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"

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