Three Norwegians
Posted on Apr 2, 2008
Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college> >>> >> > graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that
> >>> >> > they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them
> >>> >> > can remember what they did the night before.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > The first one, Sven, is strapped in the electric chair, and is
> >>> >> > asked if he has any last words. He says, "I yust graduated
> >>> >> > from St. Olaf College in Northfield Minnesota and believe in the
> >>> >> > almighty
> >>> >> > power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They
> >>> >> > throw the switch and nothing happens.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees; beg for
> >>> >> > Sven's forgiveness, and release him.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > The second, Lars, is strapped in and gives his last words, "I
> >>> >> > yust graduated from the Concordia College in Moorhead Minnesota and
> >>> >> > I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of
> >>> >> > the innocent." They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for his
> >>> >> > forgiveness, and release him.
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> > The last one, Ole, is strapped in and says, "Vell, I'm from the
> >>> >> > University of Nort' Dakota in Grand Forks and yust graduated with a
> >>> >> > degree in Electical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, ya
> >>> >> > ain't
> >>> >> > gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug dis t'ing in.
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