Moses
> Recently, while going through an airport during one
> of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man
> with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe
> and sandals, holding a staff.
>
> President Bush went up to the man and said,
> "Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?"
>
> The man didn't answer. He just kept staring straight
> ahead.
>
> The president said, "Moses!" in a loud voice.
>
> The man just stared ahead, never acknowledging the
> president.
>
> The president pulled a Secret Service agent aside
> and, pointing to the robed man, asked him, "Am I
> crazy or does that man not look like Moses to you?
>
&g t; The Secret Service agent looked at the man and
> agreed. "Well," said the president, "every time I say
> his name, he ignores me and stares straight ahead,
> refusing to speak. Watch!"
>
> Again the president yelled, "Moses!" and again the
> man ignored him.
>
> The Secret Service agent went up to the man in the
> white robe and whispered, "You look just like Moses.
> Are you Moses?"
>
> The man leaned over and whispered back, "Shhhh!
> Yes,I am Moses! "The last time I talked to a bush,
> I spent 40 years wandering in the desert.
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