The Bulls!

• Ø > > *My wife and I went to the state fair and one of the first exhibits
  > > > we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there
  > > > was a sign attached that said, *
  > > >

    *'** THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR**'*

> > > *My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs .....Smiled and said, 'He mated
> > > 50 times last year.'*
> > >
> > >
> > > *We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,*
> > >
> > >
> > > *''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'*
> > >

> > >
> > > *My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a
> > > week! ..........You could learn a lot from him.'*
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > *We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, *
> > >
> > >
> > > *in capital letters,*
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > *'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'*
> > >
> > > *My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, *
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > *'That's once a day ..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'
> > > *
> > >
> > >
> > > *I looked at her and said, *
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > *'**Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow.'*

       My condition has been upgraded from critical*

> > > * to stable and I should eventually *
> > >
> > > * make a full recovery.*

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