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Posted on Feb 23, 2007
Mindless IDoes the Little Mermaid wear an alge bra?
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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
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Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
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Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
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If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
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Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
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If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
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Trying these underlines, to see if I can get them to space apart!
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