Walnut Bar

Overheard at the Walnut Bar
An old fellow lived in the woods and dined on wildlife twice a day, without even buying a license or tag.
Finally the Game warden felt obliged to give him a call.
The old guy greeted him at the door and said, "what's your business?"
"I hear you've been poaching deer," said the warden.
" Certianly not! " denied the old man. "I ain't never poached a deer in my life.
I slow roast them on low heat.

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