HAHA GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What the...what kind of question is that? At this point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Handling my business...just like you!"

By now I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

Come over?! This is getting too weird for me. I firgure I need to end this @#$*$! right now!

"Hell no!........I'm @#$**#@! busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!"

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