God's One Liners
Posted on Feb 27, 2007
1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an
endless hope.
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3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
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4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
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5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him
be the period.
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6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
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7. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the church for a face-lift.
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8. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
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9. Don't wait for six strong men to take you to church.
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10. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
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11. The church is prayer-conditioned.
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12. When God ordains, He sustains.
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13. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
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14. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
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15. Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory position.
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16. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
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17. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
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18. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
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19. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
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20. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
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21. He who angers you controls you.
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22. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
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23. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
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24. Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He'll clean them.
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25. God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
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26. Read the Bible -- It will scare the heck out of you.
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