Want to say at wwork
Posted on Feb 28, 2007
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of err beans -------------------------------------------------------------------------
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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3. How about never? Is never good for you?
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4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
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6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
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7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
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8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
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9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.
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10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
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11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
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12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
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13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.
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14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
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15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
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16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
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17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
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18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
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19. What am I?! Flypaper for freaks!?
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20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
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21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
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22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
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24. Do I look like a people person?
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25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
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26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
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27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
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28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
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29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
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30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
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31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
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32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
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33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
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34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
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35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
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36. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
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37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
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39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
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