Barnabus
Posted on Mar 28, 2007
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. . Gardening Rule When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. . If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. . The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. . Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are two kinds of pedestrians: The quick and the dead. Life is sexually transmitted. . Health is merely the slowest possible rate which one can die. . The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. . Some people are like slinlkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. . Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Have you noticed that since everyone has a camcorder no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used to. . In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. . How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? . Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize it bears a very close resemblance to the first. . Mark 2:17 I did not come to call the righteous but sinners
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