Barnabus - 2 Women

Two women died and found themselves standing side by side waiting in line to
learn of their eternal dwelling place. They began comparing stories on how
they died.
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1st woman: "I froze to death."
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2nd woman: "How horrible!"
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1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?"
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2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
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1st woman: "So what happened?"
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2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman&n bsp; there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking.
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I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I
went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up
until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I
just keeled over with a heart attack and died!"
1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer. We'd both still be
alive."

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