Barnabus - Redneck Mama

Redneck MaMa
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> A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids...
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> "WOW," the social worker exclaims," Are they ALL YOURS???"
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> "Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that
> question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy."
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> All the children rush to find seats.
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> "Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll
>need all your ch! ildren's names."
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> "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy."
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> "OK, and who's next?"
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> "Well, this one he is Leroy, also."
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> The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the
> oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy.
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> Then she is introduced to the eldest girl, named Leighroy!
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> "All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL
> named Leroy?"
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> Their Momma replied,! "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it is time to
>get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!'
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> An' when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they all comes arunnin.'
>
> An' if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell
> 'Leroy' and all of them stop.! It's the smartest idea I ever had, namin'
>them all Leroy."
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> The social worker thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead
> and says tentatively, "But what if you just want ONE kid to come, and not the
> whole bunch?"
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> "I call them by their last names."
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> Hebrews 8:12 For I will forgive their evildoing and remember their sins no more.

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