Don't need him?
Posted on Apr 26, 2007
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'" "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
( I love this)
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"Get your own dirt."
Live Simply. Love Generously.
Mary (2007-04-26)
I heard this one before, and it still is good. OH sirens are going off, tornado warning, it does look nasty out there, catch you later
Mary Mary Quite Contrary (2007-04-26)
LOL!!!! ;)
Hardcore_Pyro (2007-04-26)
That's beautiful!
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