People...

People!
Overheard: Thanks to the gas shortage I now own a stationary wagon.
Some people are easily entertained. All you have to do is sit down and listen to them.
Unable to think of a suitable gift for his wife, a man asked the salesgirl, "What do you have for a girl who has everything?" "Envy," declared the girl, "Nothing but envy."
An excited man ran into the police station exclaiming, "I need help! Someone just stole my car." "Did you see him?" asked the desk officeer. "No, but I got the license number as he pulled away."
Game Warden: "What's the idea of hunting with last years license? You know better than that don't you?" Farmer: Nothing wrong in that as far as I can see. I am only shooting at the birds I missed last year.
It was the first day of school, and the teacher told her class, "If anyone needs to go to the bathroom, he should hold up two fingers." After a moment of quiet thought, one little boy asked: "How will that help?"
Frazzled babysitter to parents returning home later than the arranged time.
Don't apologize-I wouldn't be in a hurry to come home either.
The man who looks backward with worry is likely to bump into trouble ahead.
Facing the jury, the judge asked angrily, "What possible excuse can you have for acquitting this man?" "Insanity, your honor," replied the foreman of the jury. "All 12 of you?" cried the judge.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
Oh Yeah!!!!!Right??

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