A fun site!

This is a fun xmas card...where you control the sounds...

both on and off. so mix it how you like it!!!

Click on different things!


http://www.icq.com/friendship/pages/browse_page_7944.php

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Fun IQ Test

The oldie test re-done!!


This link goes to a short IQ test. I got 10 of 11 right. See how you can
do.


http://www.mikescomputerinfo.com/inteltest.htm

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Squares Funny's

Hollywood Squares

If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may
bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the
days when " Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, not
scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions,
of course.

Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you
be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a
woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you
think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's
married?
A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?
A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands
while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give
you a gesture you' ll never forget.

Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get
any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps.
One is politics, what is the other?
A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose
do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the
habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head,
what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has
actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.

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Psalm 145:19 "He will fulfil the desire of them that fear him: he also will hear their cry, and will save them"....

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Love? Story

Love Story An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?" She replied, "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said, "What is it?" The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas." Psalm 96: 1,3 Sing to the Lord a new song; sing to the Lord, all you lands... Tell his glory among the nations

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Have some fun here!

A fun site!

This is a fun Christmas card...where you control the sounds...

both on and off. so mix it how you like it!!!

Click on different things!


http://www.icq.com/friendship/pages/browse_page_7944.php

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U control sounds!

This is a fun Christmas card...where you control the sounds...
both on and off. so mix it how you like it!!!

Click on different things!


http://www.icq.com/friendship/pages/browse_page_7944.php

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A Good laugh!

A good Laugh

1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET.

2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT.

3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS.

4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY.

5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT.


6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME.

7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.

8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET.

9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE.

10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST.

11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM.

12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE.

13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL.

14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE.

15. MONDAY IS AN AWFUL WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK.

16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY.

17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES.

18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE!

19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.

20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT!

21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.

22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.

23 OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?

24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?

25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING.

26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.

27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.

28 EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.

29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?

30. HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?

31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.

32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE?

33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.

34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.

35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME? 36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED.

37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF.

38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK.

John 5:24 Amen amen I say to you, he who hears my word and believes Him who sent me, has life everlasting, and does not come to judgement but has passed from death to life.

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Toooo Funnnnny

A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women. At the height of the party the host said, "I have a 10 foot man eating gator in my pool and I' ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in. " The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud spash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking it's ass! Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head buts, and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising Hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it floa t to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars." "No, that's okay, I don't want it." said Leroy. The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?" "No thanks, I don't want it," answered Leroy. The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?" Again Leroy said NO. Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?" Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool." Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!

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Who are your celebrity parents?

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Very informative site!!!!

The Illuminati Chronicles Part 1 A Short History of the New World Order Part 1 www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Lobby/1887/secondessay.html

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For Computer Nerds

For computer nerds - I'm not one - This is a crazy site, they publish stories about red vs blue, - Cartoons, have videos, the newest store sells T-shirts...just a nutty thing....go have a look around!! http://rvb.roosterteeth.com/home.php /

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Irish Lent

Irish Lent An Irishman moves into a tiny village in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. > This happens yet again. > The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. > Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who Orders Three >Beers." > >Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of >the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?" "Tis odd, isn't it?" > The man replies, > >"You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. > >We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond. > >The bartender and the whole town were pleased with this answer, and soon the "Man Who Orders Three Beers" became a local celebrity and source of pride to the village, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink. > Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. > This continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only two beers. > The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers. > The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know-the two beers and all...." > >The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent.

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Zany Headlines 2

* Two convicts evade noose; jury hung * Juvenile court to try shooting defendant * Glass eye no help in identifying corpse * Doctor testifies in horse suit * British left waffles on Falklands * Utah girl does well in dog shows * Grandmother of eight makes hole in one * Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing * House passes gas tax onto senate * Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan * William Kelly was fed secretary * Milk drinkers are turning to powder * Quarter of a million Chinese live on water * Farmer bill dies in house * Queen Mary having bottom scraped * NJ judge to rule on nude beach * Child's stool great for use in garden * Dr. Ruth to talk about sex with newspaper editors * Soviet virgin lands short of goal again * Organ festival ends in smashing climax

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Where it go?

I did a post yesterday on a horrible substance called rice n shine..your breakfast cereal has more nutrients than it..but this stuff is high in fat and cholesterol. The post got held up as possible spam, it gave the low nutrient count, and what's worse they charge between 30 and 60 bucks per bottle!! Let's hope this makes it thru!!

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Tried MS Voice?

Tried Microsoft's Voice?

If you want to try Microsoft's voice, clik on Control Panel,
then clik sppech...
then in the second or lower line, type in anything & click on Preview voice...get a few weird pronunciations!!!

Enjoy!!

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Zany Headlines # 2

* Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years * Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation * Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim * Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told * Miners Refuse To Work After Death * Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter * Killer Sentenced to Die For second time in 10 years * Never Withold Herpes Infection From Loved One * Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 * Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge * Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary, Hundreds Dead * Kids Make Nutritious Snack * Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft * Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training * Bank Drive-In Window Blocked By Board * Man Struck By Lighting Faces Battery Charge * New Study of Obesity Looks For Larger Group * British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply * Here's how you can lick Doberman's leg sores * Skeleton tied to missing diplomat Matt. 7:3 But why do you see the speck in your brothers eye, and yet don't consider the beam in your own eye.

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Beer does funny things

Beer does funny things A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonalds for making them fat!" The lawyer says "Yes, that's true." The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too." The lawyer says, "OK McDonalds or the tobacco companies?" The man replies, "neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with." ( had a pic a beautiful woman but it turns upside down into an ugly hag!!) Psalm 90:14 "O satisfy us early with thy mercy; that we may rejoice and be glad all our days"...

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Beer does funny things

Beer does funny things A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonalds for making them fat!" The lawyer says "Yes, that's true." The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too." The lawyer says, "OK McDonalds or the tobacco companies?" The man replies, "neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with." ( had a pic a beautiful woman but it turns upside down into an ugly hag!!) Psalm 90:14 "O satisfy us early with thy mercy; that we may rejoice and be glad all our days"...

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A BIG RIP

Rice N Shine on 2000 Calorie Diet!!

From $30.00 - $60.00 per bottle!!

You get better in Breakfast Food!!!

Vitamin A - 2% Vitamin E - 12%

Thiamine - 17% Magnesium 19%

Zinc - 4% Vit. C - 33%

Vitamin D - 2% Calcium - 6%

Copper - 4% Cholesterol 300MG

Fat 65G Sat. Fat 20G

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Lessons of a Goose

Lessons of a Goose
This is a Great Site!!! turn up your sound - sit back and Enjoy!!! really worthwhile!! Thought this was really neat & calming, and thought you might enjoy some relaxing to the neat music, I had to come back here & click twice to get to the Goose, give it a shot!! It self scrolls!!
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> http://members.aol.com/CuttyhunkRose/geese.html

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Fireworks Site

Fun Fireworks Site!! Had lost this fun Fireworks site, click on the link below, then click inside the black screen to shoot a bunch, then go to the bottom of the screen and try the Mega Sparklers.....Enjoy Really glad to get this back!! PS you can go on-line click on this site, when it loads, disconnect from Internet, and it still works!! http://www.maylin.net/Fireworks.html................................... Psalm 46:1 ..God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.....

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Powers of the Mind

Read this honestly, you'll be amazed. THE PAOMNNEHAL PWEOR OF THE HMUAN MNID. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? See youse all leatr!!...................................... ....... Psalm 116:1 "I love the LORD, because he hath heard my voice and my supplications"....

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Castles in Czech Republic

There are a lot of interesting castles in Czech rep.,

I found some of them, so here they are :

unfortunately not all sites are in english :-(


http://www.brno.cz/toCP1250/index.php?nav01=2&nav02=2222&nav03=84&lan=en **************************************************************** Maxim: The sun never hides his light for fear of inconveniencing the owls.

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Weird Headlines 1

Some weird Headlines!!! It's long so will cut it up!! * Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says * Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers * Prostitutes Appeal To Pope * Drunk Gets Nine Months In (a)Violin Case * Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over * Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms * Eye Drops Off Shelf * Teachers Strike Idle Kids * Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax * Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers * Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted * Farmer Bill Dies In House * Iraqi Head Seeks Arms * Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus? ? * Stud Tires Out * If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while * War dims hope for peace * Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency * Cold wave linked to temperatures * Child's death ruins couple's holiday **************************************************************** Psalm 51:10 Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me"...

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Who is in charge?

Who's in charge? "I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge, " said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal" All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? Arseholes are usually in charge whether we think it's a good idea or not............................................................ Psalm 25:5 "Lead me in thy truth, and teach me: for thou art the God of my salvation; on thee do I wait all the day"....

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